- "I'm not gonna tap dance for you!"
- "I think this might be a little 'Mrs. Garrett.'"
- "Do you think we're going to extend?"
- "Most of the audience will be filled with little old ladies hoping to see the nudity."
- "I'm not going to be naked."
- "I thought you were going to be naked? I was promised nudity!"
- "He's just wearing shorts; Paul is going to be naked."
- "Speaking of extensions..."
- "Can we fold the napkins differently? Unless, of course, it's offensive to your delicate sensibilities."
- Director: "Is it really 10:28? That can't be right."
- Me: "Well, you talk a lot."
- "'Mensch' was yesterday's word of the day."
- "The higher the hair, the closer to God!"
- "If you have to cough, just take a drink of water and let it drop through your balls.
And, of course, one last one from my Unit just this morning, words of wisdom for us all:
"Don't go to work with your hair like that. You'll be fired."