Needs More Cowbell

Car Conversations:

Me: (joking)  "Woman, I will throw you out of this car!"
My Unit:  "Say it again, but more intense."
Me:  "I will throw you out of this car!"
My Unit:  "No, louder."
Me:  "Y'know, 'intense' doesn't always mean 'louder.'"
My Unit:  "I'm the one giving direction.  Louder AND more intense."
Me:  "I will throw you out of this car!"
My Unit:  "More Joan Crawford!"
Me:  "I will throw you out of this car!"
My Unit:  "I have no idea how you made your eyebrows that pointy.  MORE Joan Crawford plus loud and intense!"
Me:  "I will throw you out of this car!"
My Unit:  "You need more shoulder pads."
Me:  "Wardrobe!"
My Unit: "Make-up!"

So if you see us at a stoplight, screaming and laughing so hard we're crying, this is why.