Bet you didn't know I bought and then returned and got something else for you. Maybe even three times. Because I thought THAT thing would be the best thing. Once I even drove over to [a store] from [our duplex in a completely different area] to get in on the best price and while they still had one (whatever it was). Did I say it was 12:00 at night? This was the year stores started to be open 24 hours. Fortunately, you were still sleeping when I got home.Ahh, the good ol' days of the 1980s. Sometimes I'm amazed my siblings and I survived at all. But she was right; I did not know that.
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Saturday, December 16, 2017
The Good Ol' Days...of Parental Abandonment
And now an excerpt from my mom's holiday email:
Saturday, December 17, 2016
New Paper
What is it about a fresh notepad that sends my fingers flying? It's so thick and perfect beneath my pen that my handwriting instantly becomes fancier. A whorl here, a curl there, Why yes, I always loop my S's like that -- why do you ask?
I could write in calligraphy, the stylus scratching against the paper, as easily as I currently write in cursive with this pen and its rubber "comfort grip." My words are both beautiful and have meaning, importance even!
If I press a little harder, these meaningful and rippling words will make their imprint on the pages beneath, so future generations who use this same 5x8 legal pad will know
I could write in calligraphy, the stylus scratching against the paper, as easily as I currently write in cursive with this pen and its rubber "comfort grip." My words are both beautiful and have meaning, importance even!
If I press a little harder, these meaningful and rippling words will make their imprint on the pages beneath, so future generations who use this same 5x8 legal pad will know
cat litter
paper towels
dryer sheets
wrapping paper
wine
eye doctor appointment
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