Last Christmas, my Unit and I bought the Disney Infinity 2.0 game for Xbox 360. I kept seeing ads for it that looked pretty awesome, and we don't have nearly enough two-player games. Plus, with all the Marvel characters, what's not to like?!? We bought the Marvel starter set, and I tried to "limit" myself with number of add-ons, like a good Leonard. As I picked up Groot and slowly set him on counter, my Unit says, "Where's the raccoon?? You can't have him without the raccoon!!"
|"What's a raccoon? Ain't no thing like me, except me!"|
And we set up the game.
And we tried to figure it out.
And she had a lot of fun playing as Thor and picking up my Iron Man and throwing him across rooms and such. And we did missions. And missions. And more missions.
And then we noticed something: they were all the fucking same thing. All missions were basically the same, no matter which game we were playing. Lots of "shoot 'em up before the time runs out" stuff. And if you're a ten- or twelve-year-old boy, that might be interesting, but we were bored quickly. There was no storytelling, little to no problem-solving, definitely no RPG.
And everyone talked about how great the "Toy Box" feature was. So I took some time to investigate that feature, and it ended with me nearly throwing the Xbox across the room. It was so clunky and hard to use; it took me some hours just to build Cinderella's castle (and it's only one piece!). And after all of that, it didn't "do" anything! I couldn't even go inside or open the doors; it was like reliving my disastrous trip to Disneyland all over again. What gives? Frankly, I didn't want to build games; I wanted to play them. That's kind of the point.
I went online and checked other reviews, and there were people with similar frustrations to mine: all shoot 'em up repeats, and apparently the 1.0 Toy Box was a lot easier to use and a lot more fun.
We hadn't opened all of the plastic packages, so I suggested we return them for either the cash or a better game. My Unit insisted we keep them because we might change our minds. So they've sat -- the unopened boxes, the Disney Infinity console, and several Avengers -- on a bookshelf gathering dust for the past year.
Now (almost a year to the day), I see Disney has released a 3.0 version with Star Wars characters. I'm not so interested in the new Star Wars characters (NO, Leonard STILL hasn't seen the movie yet! STOP ASKING!), but I wonder if they brought back some things from 1.0 that were great? Or made it easier to use or at least more interesting?
What say you, fellow nerds? Leonard needs your help.